Celeb Prisoners Fattening Up at Commissary with Xmas Treats – TMZ

R. Kelly, Cosby, Cohen, Suge & Billy
Christmas Is Excellent For Commissary …
Specific Treats For Inmates

12/23/2019 1:00 AM PT


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R. KellyandMichael Cohenare spending their 1st Xmas powering bars, and they’re about to come across out whatSuge KnightandBilly McFarlandnow know — time to pig out except you might beInvoice Cosby.

Prisons throughout the nation are experience the Christmas spirit, and they are stocking commissaries with exclusive holiday treats, and making it possible for inmates to devote a small extra on sweets. Rejoice!!!

We did some digging and identified out what some of America’s most famous convicts will be fattening up on prior to their New Year’s resolutions … here is a breakdown of their solutions:

Kelly at MCC Chicago:

— The investing limit for commissary boosts by $50 in December to a neat $410, and Kelly can snack on vacation cookies, pound cake, jalapeno cheese and chocolate bars.

Cohen at New York’s FCI Otisville:

President Trump‘s former private lawyer can also invest $410 at commissary this month right after a $fifty bump, and he can nosh on getaway cakes, chocolate and caramel clusters, assorted chocolates and an olive salad.

Suge at San Diego’s Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility:

— No improve to the revenue readily available, but Suge can fill his belly with chocolate caramel Santas and peppermint bark, and splurge on Christmas playing cards for his cherished types.


McFarland at Ohio’s FCI Elkton:

— Billy’s second December powering bars arrives with a $fifty maximize to his commissary paying out limit, bringing it to $340 … and he can chow down on smoked oysters, chocolate coated pretzels, mint crème cookies, peanut log, hazelnut one provide creamer packs and white queso dip.

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Cosby at Pennsylvania’s SCI Phoenix:

— Bill’s mainly getting coal in his commissary stocking mainly because his canteen ain’t introducing a darn matter for the holiday seasons. That’s ok even though, bear in mind he is on ahealth and fitness kickin jail.