Hey weirdo, the Pagan Breakfast God Mask has arrived

Bow down just before the a person you serve… breakfast to!

There’s in no way been a doubt that the people at Archie McPhee have a unusual sense of humor. In truth, we count on it. Case in place, their hottest featuring: the Pagan Breakfast God Mask ($seventeen.95). Bacon, check. Eggs, examine. Toast with butter, examine. Unusual as all get out, Check out.

Yours definitely, this previous summer when I was at the Archie McPhee HQ recording a podcast (and rocking the Pagan Breakfast God-dess Mask which I’ve had to keep hush-hush until eventually now!).

images by Archie McPhee and David Wahl