How to avoid butt dialing like Rudy Giuliani

Rudy Giuliani using something other than his butt to make a call.
Rudy Giuliani using some thing other than his butt to make a call.

Image: Steven Ryan / getty

By Jack Morse

Lock your smartphone monitor. 

If you will not, you may conclusion up accidentally butt dialing an NBC reporter and be overheard indicating, “The challenge is we require some money.”

You could possibly even end up butt dialing the similar reporter extra than at the time, as Giuliani reportedly did. 

Now that you have taken the elaborate safety phase of locking your cell just before positioning it in your pocket, choose some time to delight in these photographs of Trump’s personalized attorney and telephones. Don’t fret, they are mercifully butt-cost-free.

Rudy, your phone is unlocked.

Rudy, your mobile phone is unlocked.

Graphic: Erik McGregor / getty

Again, not using his butt.

Once again, not working with his butt.

Impression: NICHOLAS KAMM / getty

Marveling at butt-free dialing.

Marveling at butt-cost-free dialing.

Graphic: Cindy Ord / getty

Wondering when Apple will release Butt ID.

Wondering when Apple will launch Butt ID.

Picture: The Washington Submit / getty